Du Fu is busy

Posted by FoxKe on 2012-03-27 | Filed under Translation17 个评论

du fuRecently, a series of graffiti called “Du Fu is busy” spread across the web like wildfire. The scrawled artwork is a illustration of the poem 《Deng Gao》in the Chinese textbook published by People’s Education Press. This illustration was drawn by Jiang ZhaoHe who was a great master of figure painting.

In this illustration, Du Fu sits up straight on a rock, a wizened face slightly raise, the hat’s lace blows in the wind. But in the “recreation”, Du Fu has become a model. He is scrawled a sniper, a water bearer, a muscle man and so on.Even some hightly difficult role come in flocks, like GaoDa fighter, ShenLong gladiator, Peacock king, captain Jack. All of these graffiti are exquisite masterpieces. There are not any flaws between the body models and the integration of environmental background. Only the deliberateness face in the original drawing doesn’t change.

In fact, some graffiti about Du Fu turn out on BBS many years ago. Only recently has it become prosperous. Maybe people want to commemorate his 1300 years formal birthday. Maybe it is just a fulminic spoof.

It is estimated that there are at least 200 drawings of “Du Fu is busy” now. After looking at each drawing, many netizens say they are “laugh spray” and awakened a train of recollections of their School Days. But another netizens express their disgust to this juggled culture. They contend that we should must be in awe of the heart to the ancients and the traditional culture, can't so more entertaining.

Not matter how, I think spoof is normal, but it also have a certain scale. It is said that too much water drowned the miller.

杜甫

About Du Fu

Du Fu was a prominent Chinese poet of the Tang Dynasty. Along with Li Bai, he is frequently called the greatest of the Chinese poets. His greatest ambition was to serve his country as a successful civil servant, but he proved unable to make the necessary accommodations. His life, like the whole country, was devastated by the An Lushan Rebellion of 755, and his last 15 years were a time of almost constant unrest.

 

This article is translated according to http://en.hujiang.com/new/p361626/

Being alive

Posted by FoxKe on 2012-03-22 | Filed under Translation6 个评论

Author: Yang Yan

In 2013,it is a very hot day but you can’t see the sun in the sky, anyway, long time no see. I drive to the nearest gas station to put gas in my car. I heard there gas is cheaper. The gas station is clear, no cars or people get in my way. It is so good without queuing.

A oilman asks me:”How much do you want to pay?”

“RMB1000.” I answer without even looking at the oiling machine.

“How far can you drive with so few gas? Simply fill up with it?” the oilman asked dismissive.

“No, thank you! I have to leave the money to buy two kilos of green vegetables.” I answered.

I look up the sky, can't see what color it is.

“It's OK, please wait a moment , I go to take a receipt to you.”

“Don't invoice, thank you!”

For a long while, he says: “Oh,my lady gaga, a private car also dare to refuel?”

Instantly at a smile on my face, I am proud at that moment.

I drive the car away proudly. Because I know this oil is enough to drive the car to the used car market.

The price of petrol is increased, the price of apple is going up, the price of eggs shot up, turnip increase the price, the instant noodles also inflated in price......

However I will be strong enough to survive because the cemetery also increase the price.

At 2 P.M, it's still very hot, I still can't see the sun. I go out of the used car market with a wad of banknotes in my hand.

I think of my children in my heart, they haven't ate a piece of meat, it's time to let them to satisfy an appetite for good food.

It's two o'clock in the afternoon, “It's late, I have to buy half a kilo of meat before seven at night” I say to myself softly.

I walk quickly. Suddenly, I find delightedly that the air doesn't increase the price, but the material inside is increased more.

 

Translated from 《活着》。

We must grind the axe constantly

Posted by whatif on 2011-11-30 | Filed under Translation3 个评论

John is a hardworking woodcutter. He worked for a company for five years, but has not been promoted. His new colleague Bill was enhanced though he moved into the company just one year. This caused John’s strong dissatisfaction, so he went to ask the boss for a reason.The boss said: “The amount you are logging now is as much as five years ago. If you increase the logging quantity, we will be happy to promote you.” After hearing this, John worked harder, and spent more time to work, but he still can’t cut down more trees.

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Some Chaos in China

Posted by whatif on 2011-11-04 | Filed under Translation6 个评论

turmoilThe beauty is destroyed by Luo Yufeng; charity is destroyed by the Red Cross Society of China; miracle is destroyed by the Ministry of Railways; taste is destroyed by Guo Meimei; the people's livelihood is destroyed by urban-management officers; truth is destroyed by CCTV; social morality is destroyed by court and that old woman; reunion is destroyed by bullet train; just a little bit of money remained is also destroyed by CPI.

I have a dream,I can live in News Broadcast forever,where every child can afford to go to school,the poor can afford medical,people live in the low-cost house ¥77 a month,workers wage ggrows11% a year,the employment rate of college students can reach 99%.

I have a dream, I can live in News Broadcast forever,where the price of goods doesn't go up,traffic doesn't jam,environment is improved, corrupt officials can be punished.

I have a dream if one day I'am old when no one can rely on, people can bury me in the News Broadcast.

Written by Li Gang,translated by FoxKe.

李刚 : 美丽,让罗玉凤给毁了;慈善,被红十字会给毁了;奇迹,被铁道部给毁了;品位,让郭美美给毁了;民生,被城管给毁了;真相,被央视给毁了;社会道德,让法院和那个老太婆给毁了;团聚,被动车给毁了。剩下一点金钱,还被 CPI 给毁了。我有一个梦想,永远生活在新闻联播里,那里的孩子都能上得起学,穷人都能看得起病,百姓住每月77元的廉租房,工资增长11 %,大学生就业率达到99%。我有一个梦想:永远生活在新闻联播里,那里物价不涨,交通不堵,环境改善,罪犯落马。如果有一天,我老无所依,请把我埋在新闻联播里.

About Happiness

Posted by whatif on 2011-10-20 | Filed under Translation0 个评论

Let's begin with a little story. An old woman has two capable sons. The first son sells rain gear, the second sells cement. Their business is brisk very much. They are obedient also. They buy great food and some household supplies for the old lady everyday; and they often take her out to distract her thoughts. The old lady is physical well and has a comfortable and wealthy life.

But don't know why, she looks gloomy and sad all day long and can't have a good appetite or eat well. Grandpa Wang, one of the woman's neighbors, is a warm-hearted man with a cheerful disposition. When he sees this, he asked the lady why.

“I am really worried! It’s rain again; my second son’s cement will not be salable. If the weather clear up tomorrow, who will buy my first son’s rain gear? ” she said with a frown.

Grandpa Wang laughed after he heard this. He smiled and told the old woman: “My sister-in-law, could you think it over in reverse? Yes, it’s raining now, how well the business of your first son! It’s sure he can earn a lot of money. If it doesn't rain tomorrow, your second son’s cement are sell fast. He can also earn a lot of money. Don't you feel happy for them?”

Tasting what the old man said carefully and she suddenly cheered up. Since then, the old woman feels cheerful and never worried any more.

In fact, happiness and worries are invited ourselves. Everything has a good side and a bad one. When you adopt a negative attitude to face a thing, you only have worries and sad. When you use positive and ophappinesstimistic attitude towards it, what you get is not only the happiness.

For example, in the face of various kinds of remedial class, facing the piles of homework, who have a negative attitude may think” Oh, I don't have time to play again.” but the positive and optimistic people must think “I'm so happy that I can have so many opportunities to learn. As long as I work hard, I will be a high quality talents man welcomed everywhere in the future.”

Maybe some people said:” Actually I also don't want to worry and don't like to worry about. But, I have already accustomed to face every thing like this.”

So, my friend, please listen to me a piece of advice: abandon your bad habit, change your mentality—in a positive and optimistic attitude,so you'll be happy—happy everyday—totally happy—growth and happy!

Happiness is a decision of you. As long as you decide to be happy, and adjust your own state of mind, you will happy always! 

 

This article is translated form http://www.t262.com/zuowen/4/128445.html